5 Tips for the Users at my Work

1. Unless your mouse is physically broken, clicking harder on the mouse button will not help
2. Take some typing lessons and stop finger punching
3. Read emails from the IT Department, because we're not going to send you anything that's not worth reading
4. If a program isn't opening when you double click it, double clicking it more and more won't get it working
5. Restarting your computer usually fixes things...really, it works.

- Dennis.